You have made a game more infuriating than flappy bird, this game is more painful to play than super man 64 and ET for atari combined while blind and dying of kidney heart and brain failure with aids and cancer combined. Truly my dear friend you have set out what you intended to do, you have made a monumentally frustrating game. It is like having a nightmare where you need to run but your legs are refusing to move, it is like a nightmare where you need to fight but your arms are like noodles you can barely move. Fury fury FURY is given unto me by this game and I want you to know I mean this in total compliment because I sense this is what you set out to do considering the "frustrating" tag and it being named "Purgatory Area".
It has been years since a game on the computer has managed to piss me off so deeply Im on the edge of slaming my fists against the desk, pardon my french but MOTHER FuCKER this game has damn near driven me mad in the last hour. To add insult to injury in my personal experience I actually managed to subject myself to this hell on earth to what I think was level 8, or 9. Idk which one it was well past getting introduced to fake blocks you can fall through, but it didn't save my FREAKING MEDALS. I played this through a couple levels while it was under judgement and it gave me those but just now when I went through it again for all this time it didn't give me 3 through 8 or 9 or wherever I was.
I'll admit I was honestly so pissed I nearly swapped my rating from a 4 to a blam, but I had to stop myself because that would be such a bitch move. Instead I'm gonna give this a 5 because you really did set out what you intended and its not at all a bad game. This shit just honestly rivals "getting over it" and my problem is I need to get good, but later after I have had 50 super vicodins and 9001 muscle relaxers and a 12 hour trip to the spa to calm my peak fury ignited by this honestly demonic master piece from hell you have carefully crafted.
I hope none of this is taken as insult because I swear to god that through my gritted teeth of fury I am presenting my highest compliments at a job well done on creating the anti christ in game form. God bless.