Bralix's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Smash Bros Collab]

Thanks to everyone who worked on this, probably the best thing I've seen all day if not all week fr. I like the part with fox driving like a crazed idiot by 5cUdrari, that made me laugh hard for some reason.

Edit: sorry my brain autotranslated their l33t speak lookin name, 5cUdR4R1

[A Blow to the Crow]

Wow this animation was pretty good but if you are seriously using windows xp right now that is amazing.

[liminal space brain]

Im trying holy shit dude I can't Im trying stop it Im trying

[walk (liminal space/backrooms)]

WOA DUDE HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS WOAH WOAAAAHHHHHH WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU WALKING IN RIGHT NOW LOOK OUT FOR THE BIG BLACK STICK FIGURE SQUAGGLY GUY BUT WOAH

IS THIS REAL!!!!!!111??????2222

But seriously this was cool and I liked the music

[Internet Guardian Angel]

I am literally an esoteric satanist and consider this a bop, gg no re

11/7/2023: update, nothings changed honestly but I decided to revise my rating to 5 instead of 4.5 cause its just timelessly perfect and deserved 5 from the start but I was not able to realize it until watching it a second time over a year later. Ok thanks hope you have a good day

[SANDWICH- Sam’s Last Sandwich]

I can't believe this exists, there is a certain comedic comedy to this when you stumble onto it in the under judgement portal with 0 context and having never seen anything else relating to it before. I saw it was like 35 minutes and Im used to seeing stuff be really long and then actually be low effort but when I saw the animation quality I had to stick around. This was pretty awesome!

[AOL]

I feel like I heard this audio in another aol parody but I don't feel like Ive seen this animation before, bonus points for it being in flash.

[Dimensional Distortion]

Sick honestly, I feel like 10 years ago this would have honestly creeped me out to watch alone at like 4 in the morning in the dark.

"It was only just a dream"
-some rapper from the early 2010's I forget

[Can You Do What the Cavemen Do?]

Just got back from the sanitorium after a complete mental break down upon realization that I can't. My therapist told me confronting the issue might be a good starting point at building myself back up.

No

No I cannot.

There I said it. I can't do what the freaking caveman do. Are you happy? I still struggle with the self loathing and its been a challenging series of ups and downs but I accept I can't in fact do what the caveman do. But Im not going to be defeated. With all of you as my witness I will build back up after all is said and done. This is not the end.

I don't need to do what the caveman do to be happy, and no one needs to do what the caveman do to be happy. Im going to be ok, you're going to be ok. We will all make it.

jthrash responds:

I can’t tell if this is an elaborate joke about not being able to do what the cavemen do or if I should genuinely ask if you’re alright…

[Birth, Life and Death of a Meme]

A riveting lesson and a harrowing truth.

"I laughed, I cried, I went poo poo"
- Nicholas 'Walrus guy' Walstrom

"I farted"
- Tom Fulp

Metallis responds:

"good shit"
- ign